Another Retirement Party #$%$@

Tonight I'm off to another #@$% Retirement Party.To say I hate them is tantamount to saying Perez Hilton is a loyal and loving guy. I have been "retired" due to health issues for 7 years and never experienced the closure of Retirement Party festivities but have enjoyed the accolades and love LTD brings. You ask....Why go then?....thinking.....still thinking........

Everything That Happens Will Happen Today

Love this by David Byrne and Brian Eno....you?

This is as Bitchy/Beachy as he gets

 
Why for the love of all thats sugar does a sunaphobic move to the Okanagan? For 20 years he has cowered under an umbrella, wearing long sleeves, Tilley Hat, 80 SPF sun block and spouted study after study warning me of the dangers of the sun....until now????? Now that he is a born again RAWFOODIE, he has found new Studies praising real sunshine and gasp##$%$#@ sits in direct sunlight, thus dispelling our family story about him being a Vampire.

Just Can't Get Enough

Up by 7:30 this am welcoming the Polyester Crowd on their golf carts...what happened to exercise, quiet mornings, and coffee on the deck.....ahhh now replaced with balls crashing into the house, screams of OH SHIT and strange men looking in the window. Going back to the beach...safer, quieter, cooler....

Goodbye Summer

The summer of the Toe Thong is coming to a close. To celebrate I am going to the beach for the weekend. The $1.98 yellow air matress has amazingly survived, even with the little black dog lounging on it. Temps are supposed be in the high 30's and I intend to finish off the summer beach grub while floating on the cool waters of lake Okanagan. Hope you all are happily winding down as well.

Green Drink Compromise

So ...every lunch the Healthy Annoying One brings me a green drink. Kale. banana, orange juice,yadda, yadda, yadda...for which I thank him profusely and accessorize the hell out of. Will I go to Hell? WHATEVER! Compromise that's what makes this marriage work.

Best nail gizmo ever

News alert for those of us that try to do our own french manicure, there is now a polish pen that makes the even lines that we struggle with ...dead easy. So Easy!