What do you do when it's hot?

Perhaps it's because I heard the call that a true dedicated artist hears and hurried to answer ....or I got a huge order for bracelets from DKNY and have been working the needle to the bone...or it's hot. Excruciatingly, deodorant is useless, touch me and you die kind of hot. OD finds the air conditioning superfluous and cold%$#@#$%^&^%$#@ What about touch me and you die did you not understand? Yes I am in the basement studio for.....WHAT...EV..ERR

The Band.....Turn up the volume and...say no more

Give yourself a gift....watch the Last Waltz and prepare to be entertained by Neil, Joannie, Ronnie and the great Band led by Levon Helms.

Please let me try

 

I have wanted to be this mans apprentice for as long as I have known him and coveted all his really neat stuff. He does not want an apprentice, a helper, a watcher, or a cleaner upper.He works alone. I tell him many people feel they are alone when I am in the room but he says goodbye and closes the door......

Passing the Baton

 

My Grandmother taught my mother (Nana) who was The fastest I have ever seen and then Mom taught me and I taught Laurie,whom I can beat in the dark, then I taught Sarah, who is starting to beat me. We, the woman never teach the men because of the whining,lack of co'ordination, poor reflexes and whining...whining....whining. Pounce, a womans game,always was and always should be.

FIRE!!!!!!!

Not Again!

You are my sunshine

OD: What do you plan to make for dinner?
MOI: Why?
OD: Will Ron be able to eat it?
MOI: Ron who?
OD: Ron Garter
MOI: Why?
OD: He's arriving at 2 and staying a couple of days
MOI: %$#@#$%^&*

Pot Lucks suck

Am I the only one who feels the pain only a Pot Luck brings? its 38 C today with expectations tomorrow....Gyro annual summer party, to hit the 40's and it's a Potluck...CRAP! I don't feel like breathing until 8:30ish PM and like cooking until around 11. This fun in the sun starts at 3!!!!!3333333#@$%&^%$#....not the best time of day for a cranky menopausal sweating, flushed, and I might add almost naked lady. WTF are they thinking....an event planned by the men no doubt.