Cardboard, glue gun, duct tape. Problem solved

I have skillfully procrastinated the building of a curtain for the long narrow window above the patio door in my bedroom. There is a deadly morning light that blazes in this window, disturbing the rest of the man and his dog. Yesterday I built this decor masterpiece, using my favorite supplies...glue, cardboard, duct tape, rice paper and silk brocade fabric...it...is...fabulous...delicately beautiful to blend with the oriental decor that is our boudoir and terribly functional for the vampire duo.