To cane or not to cane?

So back to me. I did my nails, shaved, tweezed, painted, ironed, curled, tried on numerous ill fitting outfits, fought depression, stuffed myself into the spanks I so wisely purchased 2 sizes smaller than I wear in anticipation of a future weight loss and under a light Bobbi Brown would approve, applied the makeup. He enters the room still in his grubs and says; " Oh ya that Gala thing is in October not September." Don't judge me people, I chose to cane.